discodarcy-deactivated20110101 asked: What is your favourite quote from the it crowd?

Oh, wow, good question. I have a few. I’ll do one for each character.

Narrator: ‘You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t steal a car. You wouldn’t steal a baby. You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.’

Roy: 'I'm disabled!' and everything else that followed from there.

Series 2, The Work Outing

Jen: ‘If you type “Google” into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It’s not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.’

Moss: ‘Good morning, that’s a nice tnettenba’

Lea (: